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Stone Demotivational Poster


MORTICIAN'S TIP -


TAGS: tombstone humor
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - March 12, 2016, 7:13 am
This is hilarious, UP yours


OSAMA BIN LADEN'S HEADSTONE - An Eco Friendly Memorial




THOSE WHO LIVE BY THE SWORD... -


TAGS: savages sword gun stoneage
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

RonE - April 30, 2011, 10:11 am
Cool, thanks for the replay, was just curious is all. Mucho appreciated. Seems it is more of a make the intent clear by association and/or by explanation. Makes sense. Sorry bout the added fuss.
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 8:41 am
Rational is when the regs make fun it's playful mate we all know Im joking when i make fun about someone's heritage, but when someone we don't know comes along spewing racism, it's bad, really bad.
Reality Lord - April 30, 2011, 8:17 am

and with that folks, maybe we can move it along from this thread. nothing to see here....just a dead body is all.
Greeny - April 30, 2011, 7:42 am
The rationale RonE, is the distinction between entertainment and hate... intent is everything
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:33 am
I think I should clarify why? Been following for a while, just prefer to understand what is and is not acceptable before I even attempt to submit anything. Gotta have a feel for a place/people and that does not happen going to a site once or twice.
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:19 am
Pardon me, I know this should be a dead issue, but... I don't see much difference between WillH's comments and many of the comments regulars make here. Not trying to stir the puddin' but as a follower of this site I'd like to understand the rationale.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:20 am
That's not sarcasm......Seriously well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:19 am
Well played grandpa.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:12 am

Sorry. Usually banning is a private matter. This member disrespected so many people I felt his fate should be public. I am sure he will resurface uner another name.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:10 am

Hi WillH, welcome to motifake WillH, what WillH? You like hearing WillH spoken here? Guess what WillH? Oh, sorry WillH. I guess WillH status here will prevent WillH from reading this. Too bad. WillH sure if fun to type. Good bye WillH. WillH is banned.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:45 am
By the way, the poster's fine. Nice play on words.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:42 am
"jealousy" ... say what?
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:54 pm
Oh, and I never thought you could say "Will" with a lisp until today.
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
He is at least mentally. It is somewhat fun to see these critters pop their head up now and then. Soon the mole will be whacked with the banhammer, then we wait for the next one.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:34 pm
Good God man, i hope for the sake of everyone that you are 12.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:33 pm
Well isn't it nice when we refer to a fellow motifake user as a sicko towel-head Idiot who is jealous... good thing we don't take online things personally, you would do well not to go around being passive aggressive.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:32 pm
Sorry did not get past my name. I love seeing people use my name. Thanks.
Feasibly - April 29, 2011, 11:26 pm
WillH's comments serve as a good example of why it would be nice to have a questionaire for potential new members to have to answer prior to becoming a member. For example: Does the term "towel head" strike you as being funny? If they answer, yes. oopsy
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:25 pm
thats ok WillH, they make sick posters and comments about women on here and thats ok, its not "racist" just idiotic and a show of jealousy of them.
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:24 pm
lol... married...and loyal. =)
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:21 pm
I don't see it as a racist term. I do like the some what personal attack. I think you can do better.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 11:13 pm
It's a racist term. And do you see a "towel head" in the pic, moron?
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:04 pm
Where is the race card being played? I just talked about their favorite head gear.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 10:59 pm
Drop dead, racist. Now.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 10:43 pm
Shoot all those towel headed bastards
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 9:28 pm
rough me up baby
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 6:28 pm
as always Sniper--- perfecto. 5 slashes for u.
TheOne - April 29, 2011, 5:44 pm
Nice
Airman - April 29, 2011, 12:35 pm
lol
crankyhead - April 29, 2011, 11:17 am
Fanta5tic
Greeny - April 29, 2011, 7:04 am
5 all the way!
Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 6:58 am

lol5


Life lesson -


TAGS: stone heart cannot break mariand
Rating: 4.88/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:09 am
mariand has spoken!
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:37 am
She's dyslexic! The coach told her to whop the other end!
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 10:44 pm
oh yeah
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:09 pm
dang


SWORD IN THE STONE -


TAGS: sword stone democracy
Rating: 4.48/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 4:01 pm
Challenge accepted!
spanko1 - February 2, 2012, 3:06 pm
Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


STONEHENGE - Minecraft for druids


TAGS: minecraft stonehenge
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by valkor

agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 2:55 pm
1L for appealing to Reality Lord.
valkor - January 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
It is a bit of a niche target but I've had a minecraft idea stuck in my head and needed to get it out. I have anther poster but like you said. limited appeal.
Reality Lord - January 22, 2011, 9:10 am

i'm a gamer and know what minecraft is. you get a 5l from me but good luck appealing to the larger audience.


KIDNEY STONES - Death is Welcomed Treatment


TAGS: kidney stones
Rating: 2.87/5

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STONERS - The only thing that bakes at room temperature ...




FLINSTONE MOBILE -


TAGS: flinstone car tracks
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - July 19, 2011, 3:02 pm
this may be the first time i laughed at being called a prick .. LOL.. and yes, it has happened
Azzameen85 - July 19, 2011, 6:45 am
Just love the simplicity
Reality Lord - July 19, 2011, 12:18 am

oh you prick...third time this month i've had to wipe beer off my screen...and nose. epic


AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.


TAGS: god jesus stones problems why bigger picture
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Ah, apologetics in metaphoric form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm
The fucking truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am
I love this place, I can laugh my ass off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
LMAO!
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am
Hilarious. Well done.


IT'S ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL -




COMPUTER TOMBSTONE - Because I'm Sure He Wants To Tweet That He's Dead


TAGS: gravestone fail
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:03 pm
He suffered from a virus because he forgot his trojan blocker
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:21 pm
Nice one Shaq. You could say he was terminal. AFK


DEATH - Cannot be reasoned with, nor explained, nor escaped. We can only face it with dignity, And be strong when the day comes.


TAGS: death taxes gravestone
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - August 17, 2014, 10:37 am
No worries. It’s early for you. Feel free to shytcan bytch mode and come back as someone nicer, like say Bo Peep, for instance. Careful with re-entry though. Don’t wanna end up with Be Poop for a name…although….
GaryO - August 17, 2014, 10:36 am
As for you, Mr bigbadwold, I s’pose yer just a tad pissed that the ‘D’ key is so darn close to the ‘F’ key.
GaryO - August 17, 2014, 10:34 am
Great….meant clarification.
GaryO - August 17, 2014, 10:34 am
Oh. Thanks for the calcification. Thought you mighta be Italiano.
steve1961 - August 12, 2014, 7:26 pm
LOL I meant it's all good. A nice day, have one.
steve1961 - August 12, 2014, 6:28 pm
LOL It's a good GaryO. Have a nice day.
GaryO - August 12, 2014, 8:53 am
KIDS!! DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!
steve1961 - August 12, 2014, 12:31 am
Well, before you go off with clever puns like "less off" (more on...get it?), you might want to check your spelling...It's sends a conflicting and somewhat ironic message. Have a nice day, too.
bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 9:26 pm
Im glad to see your a glass half full type of person. You are the complete opposite of LESS OFF. Have a nice day!
steve1961 - August 11, 2014, 8:55 pm
You are in luck, then. I doubt that you will be in close proximity of any woman, anytime soon...
bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 6:47 pm
Yes, Women and the Grim Reaper have ALOT in common. XD


THE ROLLING STONES -


TAGS: dad rolling stones ugly old
Rating: 4.64/5

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maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:33 pm
That's The Way Their Fans Look Too !!


YES I DO -


TAGS: stones keith richards
Rating: 4.5/5

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Airman - April 11, 2012, 12:52 pm
took me awhile to purge it
Greeny - April 10, 2012, 7:44 pm
perfect - the song was in my head before I even got to the text 5L


LOVE NEVER SITS STILL -


TAGS: love made set stone still
Rating: 4.55/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am
I find the reference to Sisyphus to be particularly apropos.
GaryO - February 14, 2012, 10:49 pm
geez, hard facts
Rick69 - February 14, 2012, 5:44 pm
As always... glad to be of service... :)
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:37 pm

um....niiiiiiice.....very....:)


HIGH MANG - Get me some feckin' scooby snacks!


TAGS: stoned dog scooby snacks high mang
Rating: 1.87/5


RECREATIONAREA -


TAGS: recreationarea bong stoned drive marijuana
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by timmey

falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:52 pm
WHOO! My Home-State!
Dean Ascher - December 5, 2010, 11:17 am
Richard Ira Bong. WWII Ace pilot of the P-38.
tjhawk - December 2, 2010, 10:41 am
sadly i know where this place is lol. it's just outside milwaukee.
Reality Lord - November 30, 2010, 8:18 pm

nicely done dude!
Faceplant31 - November 30, 2010, 6:11 pm
Glad you stuck with this one. You did the pic the justice it deserved. 5L from me


Ambition -


TAGS: ambition ruthless motivation stepping stones
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks guys! Submitted it to Shivers :-)
rerun - July 31, 2013, 7:44 pm

Brings a tear to the eyes. Three mod comments and they are all good? Do something bad.....nope. Don't.
Reality Lord - July 31, 2013, 7:39 pm

oh the subtly of it. love it...could you...you know...drop this over at shivers plz?
lgvernon - July 31, 2013, 6:15 pm

A stunning 5LLLLL


LEGALIZE POT -


TAGS: stupid stoners
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - April 9, 2010, 8:00 pm
No drink? That's a great thing. I may never know it.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 7:54 pm
I must have mentioned that I don't drink......anymore.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 7:53 pm
ALL OR NOTHING! That's the TTH way!
agdaniele - April 9, 2010, 7:50 pm
So, it was only one night from time to time... weeks or months apart. NEver much for staying up, and I could fall asleep after doing it. But, I'm a freak of nature, too.
agdaniele - April 9, 2010, 7:48 pm
Ah.... I was recreational... when the south american high-rollers would come in with pure.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 7:40 pm
Define "correctly"? I was a 72 hour binge kinda guy.
agdaniele - April 9, 2010, 7:31 pm
I don't think you used cocaine correctly, TTH.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 7:25 pm
I may be a "stupid stoner" but I choose a lesser of many evils.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 7:24 pm
For the true cocaine experience simply pick/blow you nose with sandpaper, slap yourself in the mouth, and flush a couple hundred dollar bills down the toilet. (personally I could add Drive like an ass, pick fights with your friends and NEVER SLEEP)
Faceplant31 - April 9, 2010, 1:41 pm
Well grown ups tend to have more money Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 9, 2010, 1:02 pm
Coke is too expensive.
forseti - April 9, 2010, 12:55 pm
with coke you mean coca cola, i guess?!? o.O
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 5:44 pm
lol Daniel Tosh 5/5


STONED KITTEN - see what happens when your kitten finds your weed.




VHS TAPES - damnit


TAGS: sharon stone vhs dvd
Rating: 4.92/5

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LeightonESmith - October 9, 2011, 2:24 am
as a child of the vhs era I have to proclaim that this ownz.
Verdeckt - October 8, 2011, 9:05 am
Basic Instinct
Prevsyl - October 8, 2011, 7:59 am
What movie is this scene from? I remember the movie, but not the title.
CloudchaserS - October 8, 2011, 1:49 am
I never did get what the fuss over that scene was since more explicit material is easily available.


STICKS AND STONES - May break my bones, but my foot up your ass is really going to hurt.


TAGS: sticks stones break bones ass
Rating: 4.8/5

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spypengen - April 19, 2012, 1:53 pm
that's a matter of opinion if you know what I mean(no homo)


GEOLOGY -




GENTLEMEN -




back to the stone age -


TAGS: stone forecasting
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 21, 2014, 10:44 pm
5LMAO... :)
GaryO - September 21, 2014, 5:13 pm
It helps to be stoned when forecasting the weather…or anything else. Actually, it helps to be stoned. Period. 5L/FAV


CREATIVITY - The Stone Age didn't end because we ran out of stones.


TAGS: stoneage
Rating: 4.29/5

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FRED & BARNEY - The Ultimate Bromance


TAGS: fred and barney flinstone rubble bedrock cavemen bromance ultimate amp gay cave men cave man caveman dinosaur slate and co
Rating: 2.74/5

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Cubbybear - March 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
Hell...they may have invented it


I THINK... - someone found the can with pills that was hidden in the garage




MY YOUNG JEDI - Stoned you must get, mellow out and abide




BILLY MAYS - It may be of poor taste, but you know you laughed


TAGS: billy mays grave tombstone dead
Rating: 3.21/5

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Joeythearm - January 17, 2011, 5:43 am
I did, cause you know thats what he wanted his grave to say. The man was an attention WHORE.
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
No, I didn't.


MERLIN IS A PIMP! - The ladies love his magic wand!


TAGS: merlin sword in the stone disney tinkerbell pinocchio sleeping beauty
Rating: 2.59/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 13, 2009, 12:10 pm
Sure,But what he did to young Arthur was unconscionable.
LogicDude - August 13, 2009, 12:03 pm
Cuz he's got the magic stick!


THE FLINSTONES - Fred, Wilma and the Rubble's enjoy the summer cabin


TAGS: flinstones summer enjoy summer cabin
Rating: 3.53/5

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Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:39 pm

looks zombie proof...i want one


BEAR SLOW-DANCE - Step on my foot one more time Yogi and I'll rip your arms off.




VOLCANOLOGIST -




THE GAY BLADE -




PARTED -


TAGS: heart jungle alone ocean stone
Rating: 4.92/5

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jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:19 am
so beautiful :O


BRUNETTES - In Yellowstone, buffalo kill more people than any other animal. Who says blondes have more fun?




HIPPIES -




MISTAKES -


TAGS: mistakes stepping stones failure
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:19 pm
*[email protected] productions
Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
If you like true demotivational posters, check out despair.com and also a website called [email protected] productions. The posters there aspire to be true demotivators. Hope that helps.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:52 pm
thx Mr. Temp.
temp - October 4, 2009, 10:42 pm
But to all posters (n.), don't stop what you're doing. At least one person, somewhere thinks your poster is funny. Even if it never makes it past the moderator.
temp - October 4, 2009, 10:40 pm
Based on the artistic style and content of real motivational posters, this is a TRUE de-motivational poster. One of the few I've seen on this site. There is plenty of funny stuff on here, but i consider this a true de-motivational. Just my opinion.
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 2:05 am
It's great how everyone on this site jerks ron off for absolutely nothing. Its even better when everyone on this site rages when someone states an opinion that isn't parallel with their own. Seriously though, ronsart I hope you don't quit your day job..
RON - April 26, 2009, 12:38 am
Poophead knows what I think of him...must be boyfriend junkie of exwife...lol Thanks everyone of you for positive comments...appreciated very much! Th
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 12:04 am
these hate-filled Timmies: Fuck the fucking fuckers!
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 12:04 am
Ron, I don't get why you are being attacked so blindly. This one is totally in the demotivational line. I have a favorite word because it can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, adverb, and an exclamation. Let me use that word as advice when dealing with
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 11:18 pm
Rerun...I was just "seconding the motion" as it were and agreeing with you. Definitely wasn't saying that to you...you are a healthy participant in this Motifake madness we call a website. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 25, 2009, 10:40 pm
This is one of the better demotivational posters ever made, and anyone who says different just doesn't get it. Perhaps the timmies should go back to playing pokemon.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 8:15 pm

LD - My comments were not directed at you...they were directed at Shithead...but you do offer excellent advice.
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 6:26 pm
Put up or STFU. Make some funny posters instead of just bitchin' or GTFO.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 2:30 pm

I consider myself as part of the "inner circle: and I don't have any top 10 motifakes, thus your argument is full of shit, as is your name.
agdaniele - April 25, 2009, 1:36 pm
Based on Alex and Pit-head's contributions to the motifake "pool" it's safe to say that any insult to Ron's posters is, in fact, a compliment. If someone who loves Taco Bell compliments your lasagne, is it really going to be a point of pride?
Shithead - April 25, 2009, 10:47 am
I agree with Alex. I'm also getting tired of the 'inner circle' of motifake, where about 60% of all top rated motifails are made by about 5 people. What's worse is that they aren't even funny, they're just stupid inside jokes or serious motifakes.
Sean - April 24, 2009, 11:02 am
This is a first rate parody, and to be a parody it has to resemble its target as much as possible.
Sean - April 24, 2009, 11:01 am
Alex, Ron has taken a cliche "Stepping stones to ..." "Success" "Financial Security" etc. and flipped it around entirely. So the jaunty way that cliche reads to those who are all too familar with it takes you to the opposite of RON's punchline: failure.
Alex - April 24, 2009, 10:55 am
When will you get out of this site ? This is motifake, for fake motivationals, if you want to post oh so deep motivators go somewhere else!
RON - April 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
THANK YOU SIRS! I have to many RON haters to have any poster stay on any level...slowly but surely...down voted...reason have others on top..done by hackers way back when...but do really appreciate comments and votes...ur good men...now get back to work!
agdaniele - April 23, 2009, 8:48 pm
Perfection.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 8:05 pm
Not just good. Great.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 7:58 pm
I agree. This is good. So why isn't it even on the top-rated page?
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:20 pm
woohoo just what's been missing!
mooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2009, 11:54 am
I agree with Cubby. This is what this site is all about.......5 Lions
Cubbybear - April 23, 2009, 11:47 am
Truly a demotivator...thanks Ron for making my day...LOL


STONERS - Get way more enjoyment out of cartoons than the rest of us




THE OTHER SIDE OF HEAVEN -


TAGS: stonehenge clubs group organization
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

maoworks2 - March 22, 2014, 3:15 pm
Good Play On Words 5 Future L's
Reality Lord - May 7, 2013, 6:33 am

Hubbard was their prophet but i thought tom cruise was their chosen one.


Hope -


TAGS: tombstone grave cemetery
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 24, 2014, 9:05 pm
LOL, mao
maoworks2 - July 24, 2014, 12:04 pm
The Bill .


THIS I KNOW - Cuz the marquee tells me so.


TAGS: stonebridge curch of god
Rating: 4.94/5

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Rudedog - December 31, 2012, 4:39 pm
Good one ugh


ROCKS -


TAGS: courage step obstacle stepping stone
Rating: 4.75/5

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CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 10:55 am
and I should proof read what I write...
steph1 - May 25, 2011, 10:53 am
thanks baked - very kind of you
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 10:02 am
You should change your name should to steph5 :)


I KNOW IT'S ONLY ROCK N ROLL -




FAT BITCH - She's Giving Birth To A Turquoise Stone!




she took off running -


TAGS: stoned
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 10, 2016, 3:50 am
I loved that movie, great poster, a definite UP yours


THE GIFT -


TAGS: holding out for a headstone
Rating: 4.97/5

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Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 11:36 am
5 cold shoulders.. Fav'd


my tombstone -




MY FIRST CAR - Yeah, it was used & kinda old but at least the brakes worked.


TAGS: first car flintstone mobile
Rating: 4.18/5

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rerun - February 11, 2010, 10:51 am

I would love to have this


MY YOUNG JEDI - Stoned you must get, mellow out and abide




VOLCANOLOGISTS -




OMNIPOTENCE -


TAGS: omnipotence fail god stones
Rating: 2.38/5

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Ed-Hyde - January 27, 2010, 11:11 am
Or you intentionally let a few through to encourage the dumas to NOT walk under avalanches!
lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 2:02 am
Not having the power to... oh, i thought you said Impotence..
Zed - January 27, 2010, 1:13 am
Obviously NOT omnipotent, since three of them got through.


RELATIONSHIPS - The most important ones in life don't always involve sex.


TAGS: sex accordions death tombstone
Rating: 1.97/5

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Srsly - August 29, 2008, 4:30 pm
She in no way adds to the pic. In fact, it's make this rather stupid.
mauser98k - June 30, 2008, 10:09 pm
a WWII Veteran's grave - that cunt should show some respect
Sean - May 2, 2008, 7:29 pm
Hilarious because it's true. Also depressing because it ivolves accordions.


Spell Check -


TAGS: spell check on cemetery tombstone
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pagong

Pagong - June 11, 2013, 12:32 am
Thanks for the comments. Will drop this over there.
Sho - June 10, 2013, 8:06 am
a solid 5&f!
Reality Lord - June 10, 2013, 6:42 am

Real nice...gave me the shivers. Think about dropping this over to theshivers.net...our creepy sister site.


Loners -


TAGS: friends tombstones facebook lonely people
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 1:48 am
Well thanks! BTW...ya interested in a few FW emails? Taheetahee!
JesusWept - January 1, 2014, 1:44 am
I wish lol. Gave you a 5 btw ;)
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 1:36 am
Holy sh*t! Thought I was the only person on the planet. You got some sort of club I can join?
JesusWept - January 1, 2014, 1:13 am
HA! I don't use facebook :D


Utility Knife -




OUT OF THIS WORLD! - THE QUANTITY OF STONES IN THIS BEACH




SIGNS - Always Keeping the stoners from happiness




Check Writing -




How does it feel -


TAGS: home unknown stone bob dylan
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Pagong

Pagong - May 22, 2013, 8:06 am
Thanks for your comment.
GaryO - May 21, 2013, 9:55 am
nice


RUNIC STONES - I guess people in 150 A.D. had wannabe gangbangers and graffiti problems too.


TAGS: runic stones
Rating: 3.14/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 9:42 am
wtf Oo


KEITH ALIVE AND KICKIN' - Because a rolling stone gathers no moss




COLLEGE STUDENT -




GORGON -


TAGS: madusa stone hard cubby
Rating: 4.63/5

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falloutghoul - September 9, 2011, 9:17 am
I agree!
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:43 pm
Well, I dont know about that... Im sure whoever she's with will be rock hard with looks like that :) 5L, Either way.


IF YOU TRY SOMETIMES - you just might find you get what you need




IT'S GOOD TO BE KING -


TAGS: with a little baking soda and a spoon we could all have a little cracked stone crab
Rating: 4.48/5

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agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 9:22 pm
LOL! Bet it's been stepped on with sea salt.
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:38 pm
CYA Bone.
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Have a good one Trash...I'm off to take the girls out for Pizza
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:32 pm
LMAO...nice one trash. 5 addicted Poodles


BROWN SUGAR -




BROWN SUGAR -


TAGS: stones
Rating: 4.4/5

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YOU SAY JUMP - I say... That would require getting up....




BLACKMAIL - Stupid girl! Didn't Lindsey Lohan teach you anything? Now... go make me a sammich.




OMG! - I'm on the wrong bus... ...we're not going to HEMPFEST are we?


TAGS: stoned
Rating: 4.18/5

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CaptainBaked - February 16, 2011, 1:33 pm
HAHA! Poor stoner...


EPITAPH -


TAGS: tombstone poem
Rating: 4.14/5

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fascistfrenchman - August 23, 2014, 3:55 pm
Is that an @ logo watermarked into the image?
Wrathchild - August 9, 2011, 7:56 am
Dug it.
TheEmperor - June 15, 2011, 1:01 am
To follow you I'm not content Till I find out Which way you went


TRAGIC -


TAGS: tragic humour suffering pain stone
Rating: 4.06/5

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Rick69 - March 1, 2012, 5:31 pm
I'm guessing you are talking about this "weeping angel" thing on Doctor Who but, yes, thinking of Dr Who on seeing a sad statue can't be good. . .
TippedElf - March 1, 2012, 5:15 pm
Is it wrong I think of Doctor who when i see this?
Heartbreakdrake - February 26, 2012, 8:27 am
Very ture...very strong statement
maoworks2 - February 26, 2012, 7:44 am
Good Stuff.


AND IF... -




LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"


TAGS: november challenge the cornerstone of your death star
Rating: 3.8/5

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BennyChick - March 23, 2010, 5:01 pm
lol
spacedog - November 10, 2009, 9:12 am
Amsome LogicDude. 5+
Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 8:24 am
Each sold separately, batteries not included.
RAWR - November 10, 2009, 2:29 am
aww, dang. someone explain for the chick.
Death - November 9, 2009, 8:23 pm
:D
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:14 pm
5 Landos!
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 7:00 pm
Ha! brilliant! 5/5


SOMEDAYS - Some days I just to act like myself, only to be told to get a life.




... MAHNA MAHNA... - That's awesome dude! Write it down before you forget it!




POLO SHIRTS - Emma Stone is not wearing one.




DO NOT DRIVE STONED - The results may be a heavy burden ...


TAGS: do not drive stoned heavy
Rating: 2.63/5

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MrFurry - February 17, 2012, 6:14 pm
getting stoned means a lot now, (bro) talk I've never been this stoned before.


YEAR ONE - The stoned age!


TAGS: stoned age
Rating: 2.44/5

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MISLEADING ADS - No CD/DVD player, Not MP3 capable, No refrig, or bed. How fun could it be?




ROLLING STONE - This was their last great issue. August 2001. Before the darkness began.


TAGS: rolling stone girls hot
Rating: 1.86/5

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guest8916 - June 23, 2010, 12:25 pm
hideous


the first hipsters -


TAGS: flintstones christmas hipsters
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 18, 2014, 7:48 pm
Nice poster, regardless.5'd posthumously.
demon001 - December 27, 2013, 5:35 pm
it's Rockmas!!
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2013, 5:10 pm
Are you kidding? They're VERY middle-class! They probably don't even know what espresso is!
GaryO - December 25, 2013, 6:07 pm
Hah! Yabba dabba doo you hear what I hear?


the moment of clarity -


TAGS: existentialism stoners
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:05 am
Dead ass on a 5er
concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:04 am
dead ass on a 5er
Reality Lord - July 11, 2014, 10:17 pm

Labrador if i remember.
Cannabal - July 11, 2014, 9:05 pm
Dats some heavy shit, man.
MissPriss - July 11, 2014, 7:55 pm
Me lord...you're the Cheech to my Chong dude!


Life Lessons -




Keith Richards -


TAGS: keith richards rolling stones authority
Rating: 5/5

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WBG84 - December 18, 2013, 9:01 pm
Thank you
rerun - December 18, 2013, 8:52 pm

Nice poster


A Good Friend -




ancient aliens -




tombstones -


TAGS: billy mays oxiclean tombstone
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 30, 2013, 10:32 am
Hah! Nobody grates me more than the deceased Billy Maze!


Cannabis -


TAGS: cannabis mickey stoned
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 2:16 pm
That clinches it! This fall no more peanut butter in the damn mouse traps! 5Like they say what doesn't kill ya makes you stoneder?


Unknown II -




THIS - ...is why we DO NOT allow personal pictures.


TAGS: tshirts firstone bought congrats rerun
Rating: 4.92/5

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Bull - August 20, 2012, 9:16 pm
Holy Crap!! LOL!! those arms remind me of that one guy on Scary Movie 2 ..
MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 8:30 pm
Lack of use I'm guessin'(leave it alone mord). Thanks for the vote and glad it made your day!
rerun - August 20, 2012, 8:02 pm

OMG, I am laughing so hard I am chocking. What happened to my arms?


A tale of stones -




MAKES NO DIFFERENCE -




THE GOLDEN YEARS - Friendship is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship by then, you really haven't learned anything.


TAGS: estelle getty was a stone cold fox
Rating: 4.71/5

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Cubbybear - May 2, 2010, 12:04 am
Betty White Rules! 5/5


Unknown -




SERENITY - May conceal an underlying fury YELLOWSTONE


TAGS: yellowstone
Rating: 4.57/5

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CloudchaserS - December 9, 2012, 12:13 am
Yep, a man who seems calm and slow to anger may be so because he has a terrible temper that he's keeping control of.


PROGRESS - Civilisation started the frst time an angry person cast a word Instead of a rock


TAGS: caveman progress throwing stones house
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - October 29, 2011, 11:41 pm

nice


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